Colorful Remarks Of Sarcasm

SARCASM

A hard on does NOT count as personal growth

Does your train of thought have a caboose?

A PBS mind in a MTV world

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

A PBS mind in a MTV world

Surburbia: where they tear out the trees and then name streets after them!

Are those your eyeballs . . . I found them in my cleveage!

I'm not your type, I'm NOT inflatable . . .

And which dwarf are you?

Nice perfume, you must marinate in it!

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality

Not all men are annoying . . . some are dead

ok, ok, I take it back . . . . . . unfuck you!

Chaos, panic, disorder, my work here is done!

The bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat!

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer!

If I throw a stck, will you leave?

Did the aliens forget to remove their anal probe?

YOU . . . off my planet!